*Sitting down, Darek smiles and writes with excitement, for this is his last report as a Junior.*Patrol to the Orcish CampLead By:Regular Junior Grenadier Darek Milako
Attended By:Regular Guardsman Kas Valentine
Watchman Marcus Kobra
Guardsman Recruit Yenril Darkeye
Ah needed one more repor', an' a few goo' men were on. So Ah took teh privilage o' gatherin' 'em up fer a patrol to teh Orc Camp. So off we wen'.
Meh an' Kas arrived there firs' an' 'ad teh wait fer a while fer teh other two. So aftah abou' an hour wait, they finally showed up. An' tha's when we began our battle inteh teh camp teh slay green skinned beasts.
So we figh' our way inside an' slay 'undreds o' thousands o' orcs wit'
lots no casualties. We butcher soo many orc's tha' mos' stopped even tryin' to attack us. They jus' le' us walk aroun'. Even teh Brute was in a corner cryin' in teh fetal position yelpin, "Please, nay hurt meh!" T'was a true Covian raid Ah'll tell ye' tha'.
So aftah slayin' teh Orcish armeh's we took their gold an' 'eaded 'ome. Now we can all sleep safe tonight, an' Ahm off duty fer teh res' o' teh week. Ho!
*Signed Swiftly* RegularJunior Grenadier Darek Milako
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