Attended by: Raiden, Commander.
Led by: Raiden, Commander.
Most Valuable Guardsman: Raiden, Commander.
Most Handsome Guardsman: Raidy!
Loot for the coffers: None! I stuck it in my bank!
Areas patrolled: Orc Fort, Graveyard, Shire Ruins, The Goblin, The Swaggers & The Trinsic Rose!
My incessant shouting and pigeons brought no aid so I set about the eve's duties alone.
First off a trip to the orc fort to give the green skins a damn good thrashing! I smashed a swathe through their ranks venturing deep into the fort to draw out an orc champion from his slumber. I lured him away from his minions before smashing him to the floor for a liberal dose of Grenadier stomping!
Bish! Bash! Bosh!
After dropping off the coins I had liberated at the bank I made my way the the graveyard! The bone chilling calls of the dead and the stench of rotting flesh did nothing to dissuade me from giving the deadites a bloody good hiding! A conflagration took care of the decomposing corpses.
I then headed through the shire towards Vesper and came across some inumanly ugly man who wanted me to hand over all my worldly goods. Well tish and pish to him. I gave him a swift dose of my mace before heading for the Swaggers.
With the Goblin boarded up, I headed to the Swaggers but alas it was empty as was the Trinsic Rose. The Churchies will be pleased. Not that i ventured to these establishments in search of ale... *shity eyes*
With all these fine establishments, our shire, graveyard and ord fort secured or cleansed I head home in time for tea!
Orcs slain: 137
Deadites smashed: 92
Inhuman gits bashed: 1
Taverns visited: 3
Fair maidens swooned: 0
*shifty eyes*
*signed*Raiden, Commander.
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