Having heard of the near bankruptcy of the Armies coffers I decided I'd try and add a little to them. Asides them recruits deserve a fine last meal before they die on patrol!
I quickly checked for other guardsmen and due to the hour found not a soul astir. Verywell then I'll follow in the Commander's footsteps and do it alone!
I headed off to dungeon despise for a raid on them Ettins and Earthys!
The pickings were rather slim as I dove into the dungeons depths but I soon had a few more ettins then I had hoped for!
Matting season or a union meeting? I bashed em and slashed em and down right trampled them! Rings and bracelets, jewels and gold, these are things I want, the riches of kings of old! I looted up anything I could find and stuffed it into my pack.
I fought on and on and on and on and well I fought a lot.
How many did I fight do you ask?
Who the bloody 'ell cares!? I got fourteen thousand gold coins plus the swag!
All in a days work for me!
*Signed*Marcus I. Kobra,
Philanthropist Junior Guardsman, Army of Cove