Led by: Torrak
"The Keres" Keres, Mercenary
Attended by: Delferium
"Buttons the Shiny", Mercenary
Marcus
"Nickname Deficiency" Kobra, Mercenary
Topics Covered:
- Proper Pidgeon Launching Technique
- Uneven Combat
- Healing Under Fire
- The Many Uses Of Wooden Boxes
- Impersonating Enemy Soldiers
- Art Of Locating
And Failing To Patronize Brothels
- Kickboxing
Th'most importan' thing covered was practicin' how to'deal with th'followin' situation;
You, a swordsman, are locked in a duel with an enemy swordsman. The fight is relatively even, until out of nowhere a Marksman appears. Now the battle is decidedly no longer in your favor. The exercise demonstrated some of the tactics, such as the targeting of arteries and shots that hit with such force that they concuss you, that an Archer might use to disable you in battle.
After practicing this 'ah few times, weh decided to go searchin' for drinks (Er..."Tavern Crawl Training"). Wha' weh found was some sort o' nest of Trinsican sex-fiends. Aftar
asking them the price of a monthly membership informing them that we were not interested, we left.
Other notable occurences include;
- Keres tripping over a crate.
- A new form of physical fitness training in which random commands are shouted in rapid succession.
- Keres accidentally knocking out both Buttons and Kobra.
- The savage kicking-to-death of a Brigand.
- The loss of 3 pidgeons that didnt take flight soon enough after being hurled off the roof of the barracks.
*signed sloppily*
Torrak Keres,
The Keres, Mercenary
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