A recruit exploded at the barracks..

[Jassi Cowin]

This is for those who do not know and for those who may be curious why a recruit that goes by the name "Lenny Frostblade" is missing. Sadly, he exploded within the barracks, armor peices, body parts and bones scattered everywhere! He was given a purple wine at the Trinsic Rose and taste tested it for the Baron, he swigged the whole bottle! I was there when it 'appened! I did not know the recruit that well, but we should all take a moment of silence for the poor guy.. He sure went out with a bang! T'was also funny at the same time, some other recruits and myself picked up the body parts and bagged them, picked up the armor peices and mopped up the barracks floor.

Remember, if are you going to explode, ye should do it on enemy territory! Let this be a note though that purple drinks are not always safe.

I still 'ave amnesia to this day, when I was taken into Cove, Lenny was the first face I saw, he seemed like a real nice lad, very warming to be around. A lot of folks loved him as I saw some o' them given him hugs and kisses as he stood there and blushed. He seemed very much like a emotional aloof, but also seemed very dark in a way.

- Jassi Cowin -

[Faden]

Oh my Avatar, they killed Lenny! Basta...

This is grave news. May he rest in peace.

Signed,
Faden

[Raiden Morana]

Raiden read the report and muttered to himself: Nine out of ten recruits die a horrible death...

He sat back in his chair and sighed: The Baron only drinks red wine too. Damn foo'.

[Hoagie]

Any recruit caught exploding will be severely punished.

[Leander]

*Pins up a sketch of the scene*
Now that's robust wine!