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« on: November 06, 2009, 10:47:32 am »

I thought this would be a fun little thread... basicly just put anything down that you think is a funny way of telling when you play this game too much....I'll start with an example...

You know you play too much UO, When you can't find your car in a parking lot, So you just decide to recall off your keys....
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 12:55:57 pm »

You know when you've played UO too much when your maths lecturer says divide the loot into ratios and you start thinking of piles of gold coins.
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2009, 01:13:16 pm »

You know you've played too much UO when you say to your friends/family who have no clue about UO, "Well I can come out for abit, maybe have a pint or two, but I've got to be back for 8pm, I've got a battle and Captain Dart will f**king kill me if I'm late."
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2009, 02:00:17 pm »

"You know when you've played too much UO when your dead friend calls you up and asks for a res"  Cheesy is my fave.

Otherwise, I remember when I got very emotional over getting PKed whilst mining and losing 3k ingots!
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2009, 02:17:11 pm »

You know you've played too much UO when you read or someone tells you something mildly amusing and you actually say "Hoh!" or "Heh!" out loud. >_>
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2009, 02:37:55 pm »

You know you've played too much UO when you read or someone tells you something mildly amusing and you actually say "Hoh!" or "Heh!" out loud. >_>

All the time. >___>
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 03:10:45 pm »

Haha...

Once, during the Border Wars, I dreamt we were fighting Grd and I was trying to call targets....but no one was listening and instead were running around in circles like partially beheaded chickens.

Woke up shouting "DART!!"

If that isnt a sign I've played too much UO, I don't know what is.

Also, I've adopt phrases my character uses like;
- "Go fall down the stairs"/"____ can go fall down the stairs."
- "Where I'm from, we didnt have time for ______."
- The prefix " S' " as in "S'like" and "S'that?"

Also, the habit of replying with "Probably dead" to any question about anyone's status or whereabouts.
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2009, 03:14:09 pm »

Also, I distinctly remember Hoagie being black in this dream.
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2009, 03:17:07 pm »

I can't believe you guys do some of these things! Whoa. UO doesn't really have any effects on me unless I'm playing it. I sort of become oblivious to other things around me if I'm in a good RP situation or something.

My mate once told me about how she had some spare textile cloth in class and the first thing she thought of was cutting it into bandages.  Tongue

I also have a mate who said that when they were in class a few years back... Whenever he'd been playing UO in Grd they were always expecting the teacher to scream "LINE UP MEN!"
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2009, 01:28:18 am »

Know you played too much when you can't find you're keys and you're desperatly trying to hit "Ctrl+Shift" on your keyboard.
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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2009, 01:41:16 am »

You know you've played too much UO when you introduce yourself to new people as "Van Cocidius".
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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2009, 02:05:18 am »

You know when you played too much UO when you refer to your Doctor as the healer and when your doing treatments you ask "So how many Hit points am I getting back?"
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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2009, 02:38:52 am »

You know you've played UO too much when in your dreams you think you can hide and stealth just by careful breathing...
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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2009, 02:46:58 am »

You know you play to much UO when you see someone dressed in orange you scream "AN EX POR!!"
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« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2009, 04:04:34 pm »

i once dreamt i was playing rugby against UD and TBK. That count as too much?
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