[REPORT FAO KERES] Aaron Pheonix suspicious activitehs

[Ruby Whalebiter]

Here follows a transcript of what I have witnessed, sir:

Aaron Pheonix: OH MY GOSH COVE ARE TRYING TO DESTROY US ALL
Erasmus: No they're not, Cove and Vesper are allies.
Aaron Pheonix: YOU HAS TO BELIAEVE MEH WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE MEH?!?!
Erasmus: You're in Collegium, nobody trusts you. Nobody likes you - good bye.
Aaron Pheonix: O NOES!!!!!! *goes to Cove*
Aaron Pheonix: YOU'RE ALL EVIL COVERING THE LANDS IN JAM
All: Whut?

[Linaeus]

*Uproarous laughter can be heard from the direction of the Grenadier Headquarters. The next morning, there is a large crate of jarred Grape Jam on the steps.*