Raid to the Orc Fort
19:30 14/09/05
Met at the Barracks
Regular Scout: Kal ShadowHand (Leading)
Attenance Was:
Regular Guardsman:Joey Lanai
Junior Guardsman: Erik Arkay
Junior Guardsman:Vince Valentine
Junior Guardsman:Gord Blackwell
Junior Guardsman:Garand
Watchman: Thomas Sendrich
After 'earen abou' them orcs jumpen meh uncle jess ou' soid the Coveian Gate I was mad as 'ell, I then set up a 'unten party ta go en an take ou' as many as we coul' ta show them Bloodi Buggers tha' them are nay welcome ta cove. I sent ou' a mess load o' pigeons I coul', enfact it took awl meh pigeons I 'ad en a cage. I then went ta the Barracks ta waid fer the arrival o' awl the Guardsman tha' will 'elp meh der the job.
Et was nay lon' when I reached the Barracks when the Guardsman started arriven. After awl tha' was goin' ta 'elp go' thar I filled them en on wha' our task was. Them were eager ta see the Blood Flow from them orcs as well as I was. We then 'eaded ou' an' when we go' thar we were met wit a welcomen party o' thar own. I ordered slow advance an an we too' em ou' one by one. We then entered the fort an' the slaughter begain.
The Brutes thar was nay 'appy ta see us tha' 'e wan'ed ta see tha' we fell fer we entered 'is camp an' 'e nay loiked our company. We dispatched 'im loik 'e was naythin'. Junior Erik whom I placed as meh number two was deren a goo' job at maken sure nay one fell behoind an' maken sure naythin' came from behoind ta surprize us. Regular Joey o' awl the men tha' was thar was 'ave the mos' pleasure en seein' them fall. Et was loik 'e was en a Tournement, 'e an' 'is Maul or mace which ever 'e used swun' true ta the mark. ( Goo' show Regular Joey). We made our way ta secure the docks an' then turned back ta finish orf wha' we may 'ave missed an' ta ge' the ones tha' 'id from us.
After clearen the fort I called ou' Back ta the Barracks, An' we 'eaded fer the exit where we were met again, the brute thar was determend ta nay le' us awl leave. We engaged et an' et was nay lon' till et fell loik the ones en the fort.
Bu' as soon as we feld 'im another came up dirrectly an' we were then pressed a little bu was naythin' we was nay use ter, As loik the other Brute 'e fell as well.
We made et back ta the barracks an' awl the golden Crowns tha' was collected was then placed on the groun' ta be added up. I wan'ed ta collect atleast 15,000 Crowns,
Bu' we onleh go' 12.955 Crowns fer the trouble them caused. Et was nay a bad 'unt at awl, An' I am realleh 'appey abou' the excellent 'ealen tha' was done, Nay one o' us fell at awl. Well done men I be a proud man ta foit besoid each an' evereh one o' ye. An meh uncle es vereh 'appy ye came forth an' saught revenge fer 'im.
*Signed*
Regular Scout: Kal ShadowHand
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