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Vincent Redfield
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« on: October 17, 2005, 10:31:21 pm »

Ter'night, the 17th o' October, Sarg Joey took took me ter learn how em Ronin-er-watchercallits fight.

Attendance:
Seargent Joey Lanai (leading)
Recruit Vincent Redfield

We began our march into the enemy territory of some island that hardly seemed threatening. I did nay know how wrong I was. Not ten paces in, some lil' bugger in black jumped outta nowhere and attacked us!



seconds later, his pals came to join him, and the two of us found ourselves outnumbered, but nay outmatched. After a short skirmish, we took down all four of our assailants!



Wave after wave of em followed, I'd say perhaps ten more, bu' in the 'eat o' battle, I did nay have a chance to make many sketches. Also, in em yellerskin lands, there's all kinds o' crazy thins runnin aroun, like wolves with two feet and three 'eads, and big flyin' fish! 'Owever, at the end of em day, the Militia's coffers are fuller, an I got myself a nice set o' fans! *Fans himself atop the Citadel*

Gold collected: 10,000

« Last Edit: October 17, 2005, 10:35:01 pm by Arc/Joey » Logged

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