Firstly i would like ta coment on the fact tha' a large maduraty of the malitia were la'e up an' early down. Ye All Lazy!!!!
Anyway, I was sittin' around again with nay think ta do so i decided ta go ge' some More people interested.
I wen' ta britain an' se' up a stool an' there i started me rantin's an' yells.... (Sometimes pleads) To ge' people ta be interested.
I' was a peacful day nayone was too bad ta me except on annoyin' prick the tried ta steal me stall....
*Scowls*
Then one man seamed ta hover near me stall.... i believe he was interested though he nay said anythin'
I belive this should ge' some people.
*Nods sagely*
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