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Mela Arkay
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« on: June 13, 2006, 01:31:50 pm »

Evil Panda notes

Apperance:
Can look cute on demand,
Normally looks small but can grow the size of a house,
Black and White fur..

Weapons:
Very thick skulls thicker than walls!
Very good hearing,
See in the dark,
Can breath fire,
Fur becomes thicker and when in the rare occasion it gets cornered its fur turns to spikes,
Teeth are as sharp and strong as valoirite,
Claws shoot out of its hands and even feet


Why we fear it:
No panda has ever been killed by anything BUT other Panda's,
It can eat your soul and brains and it steals your thoughts and abilities,
Everytime it feeds it becomes strong,
No one can kill a panda or escape a Panda


Were a grand lesson though some people such as Kado, Thomas and Nic were late which is a real shame since twas a good lecture. It started off with an introduction to how the panda actually looks, bleedin scary creature from what i've seen from the pictures, cute but scary! See below for a detailed picture of a panda protending to be cute.


From what I understand Panda's have a lot of weapons, more so than a tokunian armoury however in my opion the thing to be really terrified of is that they breath fire, and their super sharp claws. On the painting below I have high lighted the dangerous areas of a panda. Those with a weak stomach should put the report down NOW!


It is believed by some that not these scary creatures are actually the creators of Sosoria thus making them creators of mankind. It is unfortunate I was smart enough to ask WHY they would want to make us however the answer was horrible. He said that they created us for food, and for sport and to make things more fun for them they let us grow our own mind.



Attendees:
Khaelith
Hoagie
Mela (me)
Kado - Late
Nich - Late
Thomas - Very Late

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Olchafa Serpernt
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2006, 01:42:19 pm »

*Ahem*

Though pandas are known to breath fire, they mostly shoot it from their eyes


Grand report!
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2006, 01:47:51 pm »

*is drinking an ale and nearly chokes in laughtered*
Done it again fer me chaffas! Crazy fool good joke aye good joke!

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Joey Lanai
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2006, 04:53:08 pm »

'Tis no joke!

Good report Recruit

- Joey
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Samuel West
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2006, 04:59:48 pm »

Great report recruit!

Missed one skill of the Panda though... they are well known to be able to sneak around unseen, some say even go invisible!! So you can never know when one is just standing behind you....
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2006, 05:29:30 pm »

*shivers* pandas... damn them... taken so many good guardsmen.. Gah..

Grand report rectruit! Very Grand.

Also, Grand event there Chaffers, Good to see you educating the uneducated.

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Darcy O'Connor
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2006, 06:35:55 pm »

*Dreamily thinks of owning a pet destroyer Panda to wreak terrible havoc with*

Bah... I'll get a dog...
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Gregor Eason *Impersonating Grief*: Got no brains jah!
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2006, 09:59:26 am »

Interesting observations.. *Arches his brow.*
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2006, 05:09:50 pm »

Damn right! Whatever these Panda's be.
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