Baronship hate letters!

[Snudrud]

Now you's can post letter to people you don't like! Me's'll start:

Elfie, you’s miserable shrub, me’s hope to bash you’s with a club!
Elfie, always when me’s pass you’s by, me’s hoping you’s will die!
Elfie, when at me’s you’s stare, me’s just know you’s queer!
Elfie, you’s stealing thief, you’s give me’s grief!
Elfie, you’s disgrace, get away from me’s face!
Elfie, you’s racist are, you’s’ll never be a star
Elfie, half blind, you’s is never kind!
Elfie, thick as a barn door, you’s smell a little boar!
Elfie, take that, can you’s handle that!

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