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Vince Valentine
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« on: March 26, 2007, 03:31:49 pm »

Raiden stares at Vince open mouthed

"Your getting married...tonight!? We need to get ye drunk Sarge!"



Corporal Morana was right. A man who doesn't have a stag night is asking for trouble, so, we decided on a spur of the moment trip to the swaggers!

We were fortunate that they'd opened early that eve, and even more fortunate that the barmaid was rather tasty! Raiden wasted no time in displaying the Grenadier charm, as the barmaid served us our drinks...


The grenadier charm speaks for itself!

As we drank ale after ale, the conversation took a racy turn, with many delightful 'romantic' misunderstandings...


*Wink Wink*

Of course, we also used a couple of age old grenadier tricks to 'check out the goods' as it were. This was a stag night after all!


Crikey! I almost spilt me ale!

The evening was going swimmingly, we had a fine barmaid, a happy (If somewhat darkly dressed) drinking buddy, and I was soon to wed the lass of my dreams! Only one thing could make it even more perfect....Music and grenadier dancing! Alas, they had no entertainment in the place, so we had to make do with Raidens singing
But luckily Raiden has a fine voice! He soon got the party into full swing...


Grenadiers dance like no other

Staggering back to our stools, we decided that it'd be best to make sure we were ready, and indeed sober for the ceremony, so we said our farewells and made our way home, another grand victory for the men in bronze!
Excellent work Raiden, Twas indeed a night not to be forgotten.

      *Signed*
     Vince Valentine
  Grenadier Sergeant

 
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2007, 03:41:43 pm »

Har!

We had ter make the most of yer last hours of freedom Vince.

The Grenadiers swaggered in the err... Swaggers, then staggered home, puked and still made it to the chapel on time.

My most heartfelt condolences congratulations Sarge!

*signed*

Raiden, Grenadier Corporal.
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2007, 03:44:10 pm »

Men repulse me.

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Mela.E.Arkay.
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2007, 04:09:53 pm »

Ah! So that's why ye married Arkay!

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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2007, 04:46:50 pm »

Ah! So that's why ye married Arkay!

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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2007, 10:21:55 am »

Ahh well. Consider yourself lucky!!

Some men's Fiances don't live to wed them!!
So we shall hear none of this "Its a sad day" Hoggleswaggle!!

Hmmph..

Congratulations to you and the misses.

V/R
     Marcus Kobra, Guardsman Recruit, Army of of Cove.
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2007, 04:51:33 pm »

Ah! So that's why ye married Arkay!

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Thomas Sendrich, Regular Dragoon



 Well said!

 *Signed* Regular Grenadier, Conan Darkmoon.
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2007, 06:46:15 pm »

And the mystery of the OTHER Valentine's Day box still remains unknown, hmm, Mr Valentine?

Mela. It's pinnin' time, dearest.
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2007, 11:03:49 pm »

The pin is ready! Always..watching...always..waiting..
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