You know, my mother said I should be a banker. It’s nice and safe she said. “Oh no Joe, you can’t be a guard! That is far too dangerous! YOU COULD DIE!”
Bah, mothers never know best! If I was a guard, at least then I’d have seen some action instead of filling out forms all day.
Where was I? Oh yes.
So! It was just a normal day I say but, while I was having my lunch hour, at that very moment something was going down.*Somewhere on the mainland*“Ye ready lads, eh? Asher will get ye through this yet!”Obidah looked to Fenwick, nodding in agreement. They’d come too far to chicken out now; this was it, the great plan was about to unfold.
“Yer, we’re ready loike, les’ just go an’ do this thing eh?”WOAH! Let’s stop right there! Just what are these clowns up to? Joe the Banker demands picture aids!
Ah-ha so that’s what they were saying when I was eating my banana, huh? Boy, if only I knew; I could have warned someone!“Right, ye lads head into the portal, eh?”Obidah, Asher, and Fenwick headed through the portal from the mainland, to Buccaneer’s Den.
They walked ever so slyly. Oh yes; you can walk sly with a keg. It’s surprisingly inconspicuous… Oh, wait, it’s not.
Wait just one minute! They killed my best friend?! Gah! Damn those cretins to the abyss!
Oh… You can continue with your story now, heh heh....
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Oh! This is my part of the story again? I knew that! Pfft, give a guy break, eh?!
This is where we all met; in that bank at Buccaneers Den. O how I wish we didn’t but you can’t change things can you? If you can, tell me!
O dear, I’m rambling again. I’ll continue with the story now. Honest!
This is how I remember the next part going:
The rest is somewhat of a blast to me… Oh, wait, that’s because I died in the blast. Silly me! Damn those Hats. I’ll have my revenge yet!
Haven’t you quit your rambling yet, Joe?!
Oh shut up Mindy; it’s your fault we died!
It was not!
It doesn’t matter now! Let’s just tell the rest of the story.
So those little cretins got away with it, it seems. But I’ll tell you this, I saw that Asher pocket some scroll…I wonder what he’s going to do with that? Ah well, those bandits are too dumb to realise anything like that; they got their gold after all!
Oh will you shut up! No one here has Spirit speak anyway!
OooOooOoooOo?!
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