Report on patrol to the Daemon Temple on Fire Isle
Commanding officer: Eve
Guardsmen in attendance: Kelly "Lost Trousers" Sanderson, Corporal
Falconheart "Bushel Breeches", Junior Grenadier
Eve "Lost Leggings", Grenadier Corporal
Tyrael Styx, Junior Grenadier
Sieyes, Guardsman Recruit
Azhaal Rhu, Guardsman Recruit
Khaelieth Llelmandred Kellenwyr Sereghyanda, Great Wizzard
The goal of this patrol was to gather 25000 coins. The first soldiers were rallied at the barracks, which included Falconheart, Eve, Khaelieth and Sieyes. After some brief squabbling amongst the soldiers, the patrol could finally leave for Fire Isle. Only, they had to ask the only mage present at the time for this favour.
After reaching Fire Isle, Falconheart suggested that my reports might be under average, and once again, the soldiers threatened with beatings. Barbarians, philistines and plebs, the lot of them! You would think some of these grew up in a swamp, eating squirrels and rodents!
Kelly Sanderson quickly joined us, and as the guards left the recruit behind in the jungle, it was up to me to make sure that he didn't come to any harm all alone! So after defeating an ogre and assorted creatures, we finally reached the other guards, who'd been happy to sit around, doing nothing. Severe punishment suggested.
Reaching the temple, we quickly marched to the stairs, where after some brief fighting, we were forced to retreat. We were followed by some of the temple's inhabitants, but with some aid, the monsters were held at bay while the soldiers recovered.
After being joined by Tyrael Styx, we forced our way round the western parts of the temple... Where Corporal Kelly Sanderson got her armour "ripped off," as she put it. I must ask the that the woman be excused, it is tough for women keeping their trousers on around me.
As we ventured deeper into the complex, more opposition followed, but was bravely countered by force of arms!
Also, during some brief breaks, much wisdom was encountered amongst the common soldiery!
More soldiers were later rallied and we lined up at the gates of the temple.
The slaughter of the inhabitants then followed. Much rejoicing.
Later we returned to the barracks, where it turned out the lone civilian had gathered as much gold as all the other guards put together. Also, it's worth noting, that Eve's nice legs also ended up on display, much due to women's urges around me.
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