Kobra's Guide to ABCWhen: 27/02/09, 21:30
Location: Covian Barracks
Commanding Officer: Marcus Kobra
Guardsmen in attendance:- Faden Wildheart
- Kas Valentine
Details:Tonight Kobra's set himself a task to train some young wannabe medics or anyone who would listen to him.
Kobra started explaining the most important and basic procedures a medic needs to understand. This is ABC
Airways
1. Check that airways are clear and free from pies and meat
2. If patient has a broken neck give their head a gentle tilt back
3. Clear all blocking items
4. If the patient is a Yewish administer poison or knife them in the heart
5. Ensure the patient is breathingBreathing
1. Check close to the patients lips and down their chest (eh, apparently you have to check down their chest!) to ensure they are breathing
2. Fondle the patient a little to help ensure they are breathingCirculation
1. Try see if the blood is flowing, wounds might show this
2. If no wounds are visible touch the patient to see if their heart is pounding
3. Touch the neck, or
4. Touch the wrist, or
5. Touch the Achilles Heel by placing their leg on a fence and try not show manly bits to the public if patient is wearing a skirt or kilt!
Below is a field manual.
Signed in blood,
Faden Wild-(beating)-heart