I decided to continue my leaflet campaign and bring word of the Baronship to all the residents of Britannia. With my previous campaign having attracted the drunks and dossers of the land I thought it best if I caught the attention of some true adventurers and so I visited;
The savages from the City of the Dead weren't keen on joining.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, Cove Orc Fort.
Covetous, I have
never coveted my neighbours horse (even if she is a bit dishy).
I met a large white bear selling candy and drinks at Deceit, or perhaps I was just having cold induced visions.
I visited Despise and the area was littered with corpses, despicable !
A friendly dragon toasted my marshmallows at the mouth of Destard.
Flames licked at my heels as I delivered leaflets to Fire dungeon.
Terrible memories are revisited at the entrance to Hythloth.
My cold induced visions reappeared at the entrance to Ice dungeon, this time it was a P-P-P-Penguin.
Moonglow receives a leaflet but loses a Valiro (he escaped through the moongate).
A battalion of Yewish were spotted having tea and cake at the Orc dungeon.
SHAME (Shame), I'm going to give forever, I'm going to learn how to write !
The unholy temple of Fire Isle receives word of Cove and then eats it.
An insect problem runs rampant at the Terathan Keep.
I broke Wind.
Soon after arriving I realised I was at the Wrong dungeon.
I was too scared to waggle a leaflet at Moonglow cemetary so instead I delivered it to the nearby Zoo.
I had some spare leaflets so one arrived at Britain Moongate.
Another leftover leaflet is handed out to the people of Haven.
Skara Brae receives a leaflet, but it is later stolen and pawned to fund nightshade habits.
Thus concluding my campaign for today, the door of the barracks will soon thump with the sound of valiant adventurers wanting to join Cove.
Huzzah !
*signed neatly in flamboyant writing*
Junior Guardsman Kas Valentine.
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