Did i hear someone say "Quote Thread"?

[Iseabel Caewood]

(10:01:40 AM) Iseabel: http://myvbshome.info/vbs2008/krauss2.jpg
(10:01:42 AM) Iseabel: hahaha
(10:02:07 AM) Iseabel: ever see those?
(10:02:11 AM) Raiden: they arent xmas lights
(10:02:17 AM) Raiden: they're like alien homing beacons
(10:02:18 AM) Iseabel: .... they are called sparkle balls!
(10:02:28 AM) Iseabel: you can make them at home and they really are pretty...
(10:02:36 AM) Raiden: :p
(10:02:46 AM) Raiden: my balls are sparkly enough thankyou!
(10:02:54 AM) Iseabel: :O quoting.
(10:02:57 AM) Raiden: :O
(10:02:59 AM) Raiden: noooooo


*whistles innocently*

[Hoagie]

Torrak Keres [BoC]: Haha
Torrak Keres [BoC]: AGH
Torrak Keres [BoC]: Oh jesus
Torrak Keres [BoC]: Whoa
Torrak Keres [BoC]: Theres a squirrel like right outside my window.

[Lucas Drachen]

Robert/Keiran ‎(4:55 PM):
So you thinking of playing UO?

James ‎(4:55 PM):
Not really >_>

Robert/Keiran ‎(4:55 PM):
GOOD Don't let it control you

James ‎(4:56 PM):
I'm happy here with my maths, my music, and my msn/icq

Robert/Keiran ‎(4:56 PM):
I can pretend to be Elaine to make you more comfortable..
>.>

Robert/Keiran ‎(4:57 PM):
<.<

James ‎(4:57 PM):
I'd rather you pretended to be the entire range of Playboy Playmates

Robert/Keiran ‎(4:57 PM):
....Ok, I am Ms December at the moment then

James ‎(4:57 PM):
I'm not going to continue this, because you'll just quote it

Robert/Keiran ‎(4:57 PM):
See.. now we're both middle aged women

James ‎(4:57 PM):
Haha

Robert/Keiran ‎(4:58 PM):
I'm quoting it anyway!


Well, now we know what Hoagie is really studying.....

[Hoagie]

Kas Valentine: Still, bumheaded Mr Burke has sent the Talon Company mercenaries after me for refusing to pop the 'nuke. So that's entertaining when they all get SMOTE.


YOU HEAR THAT BURKE? "SMOTE", You big tit.


Anyway....


I also get this crazy wife running up to me every time I come back to Megaton. "We're so happy about what you've done for us and the Wastes, please have this as a token of thanks".
Kas Valentine: S'usually only a bowl of noodles or some manky water but I'm polite and accept it.


Bless the little pikeys.
James: S'all they can manage!
James: The little darlings
James: Then you load it into your Rock-It Launcher and introduce it to her face
Kas Valentine: Wow that's a great idea !
Kas Valentine: "Oh gosh, thank YOU, an iguana on a stick? Well this is just the happiest day of my.......VAVOOM!"
Kas Valentine: "CHEW ON IT YOU HOBO, TASTE NICE DOES IT? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH AND ALL I GET IS YOUR SWEATY LIZARD TREATS? GO FUCK YOURSELF, I'M MOVING TO TENPENNY'S GAFF"


/pause mid-step


"OH BEFORE I FORGET"


/triggers bomb


"Mugs"


Disclaimer: Will only be funny to people who have played Fallout 3.

[Delfer]

Matt / Vaughn ‎(7:19 PM):
The mere mention of a school just shuts everyone up now.
You sir. Win.


That's what I did to General-Trammel Chat..

[Mela Arkay]

Sara/Mela ‎(09:03):
It STILL doesn't like my email
says it contains a date in the future
Keiran Vale ‎(09:03):
OMG your email has time traveled
Sara/Mela ‎(09:03):
*nods*
Keiran Vale ‎(09:05):
that is a weird message
Sara/Mela ‎(09:05):
My f*cking computer said
'december 2004'
Keiran Vale ‎(09:05):
....
Sara/Mela ‎(09:05):
Thats why
THATS WHY THIS WHOLE TIME
that its not been working
and i was panicing
and doing bloody virus scans while i was at work
Keiran Vale ‎(09:06):
HOW did the date get set to 2004?!
Sara/Mela ‎(09:06):
....don't ask me
my computer is confused
>_>
Keiran Vale ‎(09:06):
omg your computer has Altheimerz <------------ Lulz

Something me and my comp (and Raiden) have in common

[Hoagie]

Torrak Keres [BoC]: I can see Octi doing that.
Torrak Keres [BoC]: "Send a request for alliance to Yew."
Torrak Keres [BoC]: "And what of Vesper, sir?"
Torrak Keres [BoC]: "Them also."
Torrak Keres [BoC]: "Sir...?"
Torrak Keres [BoC]: A day or two later...
Torrak Keres [BoC]: "M'liege, both sides're angry that we've allied with their foes! They're demanding to sp-...m'liege?"
*Empty office, Chelmsford gone*

[Linaeus]

James ‎(9:52 PM):
This is where you come in

James ‎(9:53 PM):
The question is, Torrak...
*Leans forwards, steeples fingers...*

James ‎(9:54 PM):
How far are you willing to go to get my wang onto live daytime television?
*Leans back into his chair, into the shadows*

Torrak ‎(9:54 PM):
Far enough to quote you.

James ‎(9:54 PM):
D;

[Linaeus]

Torrak ‎(9:58 PM):
So, basically BoC is a giant hobo.

Tiberius/Oct ‎(9:59 PM):
Well, consider the evidence:
Didn't pay for the website, the forums, the buildings, or the uniforms.
Scavenged the members from various defunct groups.
...
Yes.
Yes it is.

[Delfer]

James ‎(7:11 PM):
I got a plastic ring out of a christmas cracker
So I saved it for ages

James ‎(7:11 PM):
And proposed to him

[Freckletip]

Penny/Rita BoC ‎(07:00):
I love mudkips. I love them Keres.

Torrak ‎(07:01):
I love charizards.
'cause in the original 'toons, Charizard was always like
"Not doin' it."
"Nope."
Ash is all
"I CHOOSE YOU CHARIZARD"
Charizard's all
"Dude, seriously? I was sleeping."
Sets Ash on fire, goes back into the ball.
Probably beats up a few captive Pikachus

Torrak ‎(07:02):
S'more like Herozard, really.

Torrak ‎(07:03):
Dont you dare quote me.
Aaaht.
No.
Bad.

[Khaelieth]

Penny/Rita BoC ‎(07:00):
I love mudkips. I love them Keres.

Torrak ‎(07:01):
I love charizards.
'cause in the original 'toons, Charizard was always like
"Not doin' it."
"Nope."
Ash is all
"I CHOOSE YOU CHARIZARD"
Charizard's all
"Dude, seriously? I was sleeping."
Sets Ash on fire, goes back into the ball.
Probably beats up a few captive Pikachus

Torrak ‎(07:02):
S'more like Herozard, really.

Torrak ‎(07:03):
Dont you dare quote me.
Aaaht.
No.
Bad.

So, i hear you like mudkipz?

[Hoagie]

Bersi [BoC]: I'll nap for a bit.
James: Enjoy!
Bersi [BoC]: *glances at the pillow menacingly* I will.

[Lucas Drachen]

xxwarbringerxx ‎(9:42 AM):
That
That is the greatest thing since trashcan lids for sleds

Drachen ‎(9:42 AM):
don't do that.. the handle gets caught on shit

xxwarbringerxx ‎(9:42 AM):
I know.
100% more lulz

Drachen ‎(9:42 AM):
like..kids

Drachen ‎(9:43 AM):
"oops I jumped timmy"
in my defense Timmy was a dumb shit for making snow angels in my track

xxwarbringerxx ‎(9:43 AM):
Basically, there are four hills on my road between me and my bus stop.
So if school is open tomorrow, I'm sledding to my bus stop.

Drachen ‎(9:44 AM):
That is so great...and so quoted

xxwarbringerxx ‎(9:44 AM):
It's a perfectly valid method of transportation.

((It snowed where me and  Torrak live, But we can see Grenadier Ingenuity at work))

[Lucas Drachen]

Drachen ‎(11:27 AM):
We have a goal...to engrave all of Bersi's equipment naming the arms  "The Red Lion" The Chest "The Black Lion"  The Legs "The Blue Lion" the gloves "The Green Lion" and the gorget "The Yellow Lion"

Drachen ‎(11:28 AM):
We're forming "Bersitron"

Bersi ‎(11:28 AM):
....

Bersi ‎(11:39 AM):
So... Basically you'll just be pointing whom to annihilate?

Drachen ‎(11:40 AM):
Yes, I did mention we'll be dying you the colors of voltron as well
didn't I?

Bersi ‎(11:40 AM):
Gah...
Dosen't sound like uniform...

Drachen ‎(11:42 AM):
No it sounds like Awesome, now shutup and cut a Robeast in half

Bersi ‎(11:42 AM):
Uhuh...

Bersi ‎(11:43 AM):
*radiates death rays from eyes?!*

Drachen ‎(11:45 AM):
Worst Voltron ever

Bersi ‎(11:45 AM):
*grunts*


I've got the Armor engraver....Someone just hold him down!!