Did i hear someone say "Quote Thread"?

[Lucas Drachen]

Park Su-mi. Thf ‎(1:59 PM):
I watched some comedy video of Machinehead's Imperium with misheard lyrics over the top.
And I *STILL* can't listen to the song without hearing the "wrong" words.

Drachen ‎(1:59 PM):
same with me and "arms dealer" by Fallout boy

Drachen ‎(2:01 PM):
"I'm a little man, And I'm also evil, Also into Cats!"

Park Su-mi. Thf ‎(2:01 PM):
Thats what you get for listening to shit

Drachen ‎(2:01 PM):
I wouldn't like it if it wasn't shit

Drachen ‎(2:02 PM):
that would make it less hilarious if it was good music

Park Su-mi. Thf ‎(2:02 PM):
Lol sounds like a cack excuse for being an emo.

Drachen ‎(2:02 PM):
Oooh god, Have you seen the latest Emo fashion?

Drachen ‎(2:03 PM):
I was in the Mall about a month ago, decided to stroll into a shop  called "Hot Topic" out of curiousity
I walked to the counter to ask the girl behind it about something "Excuse me Miss can you help me"
only to get "It's Sir actually"

Drachen ‎(2:04 PM):
The only thing I could say was "Oh..well maybe you shouldn't wear your little sister's clothes"

Drachen ‎(2:05 PM):
<----- Asshole

Park Su-mi. Thf ‎(2:06 PM):
Lol

Drachen ‎(2:07 PM):
apparently it is fashion now for the emo guys to wear tight clothing in pastel colors...
They call it being a "Scene Kid" you know..we always called it being "A Gay kid"
>.>

Park Su-mi. Thf ‎(2:08 PM):
Kids today eh

Drachen ‎(2:08 PM):
But.. I have a gay friend...and even he has said "I wouldn't wear that"

Drachen ‎(2:09 PM):
And when they gay guy says "you look like a fag" well....kill yourself

Park Su-mi. Thf ‎(2:09 PM):
=P

Drachen ‎(2:10 PM):
He pisses me off sometime, I'll flirt with him just to mess with him and he always says "Not if you were the last guy on earth" I feel a bit insulted that a gay guy doesn't find me attractive

Drachen ‎(2:11 PM):
I'm straight and all mind you....but my ego requires that I be desireable

Park Su-mi. Thf ‎(2:12 PM):
Lol so just because he's gay he has to be desperate?

Drachen ‎(2:12 PM):
Say what you want... I am dead Sexy

Park Su-mi. Thf ‎(2:13 PM):
Lol alright buddy

Drachen ‎(2:14 PM):
if I was gay I'd date me
Hmmm...me thinks this conversation has gone a bad route

Park Su-mi. Thf ‎(2:15 PM):
Narcisism ftw.

((I have to joke on myself occasionally))

[Maccen]

Ahem, the F word is only kewl when refering to smokes! Thanks and Cheers!  Oh and P.S. Pink is so the new black and VERY masculine. *Nods Sagley*

-MK

[Ruby Whalebiter]

For posterity.

"You know what would be awesome? If you could put post-it notes on people's pets."
- Rita Whalebiter

[Linaeus]

 "Slade Xerxes" (147145289 - ICQ) [5:16 P.M.]:  Uhm..I think they broke alchemy
 XxWarbringerxX [5:16 P.M.]:  ...
 XxWarbringerxX [5:17 P.M.]:  What did they do? :/
 "Slade Xerxes" (147145289 - ICQ) [5:17 P.M.]:  It seems when I pour a potion into a keg
 "Slade Xerxes" (147145289 - ICQ) [5:17 P.M.]:  the bottle vanishes too...
 XxWarbringerxX [5:17 P.M.]:  ...
 "Slade Xerxes" (147145289 - ICQ) [5:17 P.M.]:  OH
 "Slade Xerxes" (147145289 - ICQ) [5:17 P.M.]:  WAIT
 "Slade Xerxes" (147145289 - ICQ) [5:17 P.M.]:  DURRR
 "Slade Xerxes" (147145289 - ICQ) [5:17 P.M.]:  Overweight!!
 XxWarbringerxX [5:17 P.M.]:  Hahaha
 "Slade Xerxes" (147145289 - ICQ) [5:17 P.M.]:  At my feet LOL

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Slade Xerxes = Gabriel Drachen.

[Linaeus]

Torrak ‎(2:15 AM):
Stop trying to keep me up all night on school-evenings, thereby driving my grades lower and lower, inciting the revocation of my UO subscription allowance, causing the death of BoC.
I'm onto you.
*Squints.*
Davion/Haleorn ‎(2:15 AM):
*shifty eyes*

----

That devious Davion, the dastard!

[Rita]

Bersi: They got nice arties for mages:
http://www.uoguide.com/Defender_of_the_Magus
http://www.uoguide.com/Lavaliere
http://www.uoguide.com/Protector_of_the_Battle_Mage
http://www.uoguide.com/Crown_of_Arcane_Temperament
http://www.uoguide.com/Demon_Bridle_Ring

Rita: They have some cute names this time around.
Bersi: Cute... names?
Rita: Mmhm!
Bersi: I feel so calculating and leet-oriented... >.<
Rita: If they had something called "Crown of the Fuzzy-Wuzzums"
Rita: I would wear it no matter what the properties were.
Bersi: "Sword Of Utter Pwnage"
Rita: "Sword of the Plucky Muffin Woozums"
Bersi: "Armor Of Leetness"
Bersi: ....
Rita: "Armour of Snuggles"
Bersi: "Plated Gloves Of "Top 100" 1-st PVMer"
Bersi: ^_^
Rita: "Befuzzed Galoshes of the Stuffy Huggle Bear"
Bersi: "Jugged Arms of Overwhelming Violence"
Rita: I like that one!
Bersi: Everybody like it!

[Keitaro Kazami]

"Amelia12:12 AM
well true
Its why we love hoagie
Torrak12:13 AM
I was under the impression that we love Hoagie because he's sexy.
But okay."
"Amelia12:14 AM
well there is that too"

[Linaeus]

You quoted my quote, you fiend!

[Hoagie]

 

[Keitaro Kazami]

mwhahahaha i had to quote it!

[Lucas Drachen]

Torrak7:34 PM
Dude, there was a hornet in my room the other day.

Torrak7:35 PM
I was just sitting there playing Battlestations: Pacific, sending a wave of TBM Avenger bombers to pwn some horrible Japanese aircraft carrier, and I looked up

Torrak7:35 PM
Hornet on the bottom of the top bunk.

Torrak7:35 PM
"Wh-"

Torrak7:35 PM
"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

Drachen7:36 PM
crafty japanese and their cyborg hornets

Torrak7:36 PM
Turned on the fan, tactically withdrew.

Drachen7:36 PM
why the fan...?

Drachen7:36 PM
Were you hoping it was a kamikaze hornet?

Torrak7:36 PM
It was strangely attracted to the light.

Torrak7:36 PM
So I turned the fan onto full blast, so it kept running into the fan.

Torrak7:37 PM
But for some reason, the hornet gave no shit when the fan hit it.

Drachen7:37 PM
That poor hornet

Torrak7:37 PM
Just sort of was batted into the wall, got up and started flying again.

Torrak7:38 PM
See, my next plan was the BB Gun.

Torrak7:38 PM
But my BB Gun and Ammunition was in the room with it. >_>

Torrak7:39 PM
So I wound up breaking into the shed to get the rusty old piece of crap BB Gun my brother used to use.

Torrak7:39 PM
Then scoured the backyard for discarded BBs.

Torrak7:39 PM
I found ONE.

Drachen7:39 PM
Didn't part of you say "Shooting this indoors is a bad idea"?

Torrak7:40 PM
Yeah, but then I realized that "this" might just as easily refer to the Hornet, therefore making the statement false.

Torrak7:40 PM
Ironically, the aircraft carrier I was launching my bombers from was the USS Hornet.

Torrak7:40 PM
I just realized that, and it's a bit wtf


Torrak never ceases to amaze me...and scare the living shit out of me at the same time....

[Leanne Martin]

Not really an UO quote, but I think it's quite funny...

I was passing a group of so called "gangsters" today and of course they couldn't let me pass without proving their stupity. One of them was shouting "Your mother has no balls and your dog is my father!" I can tell you, it's not easy laughing and running at the same time ^_^

[Sergio]

On the subject of cultist in the cove.

[Celuvian]

"Befuzzed Galoshes of the Stuffy Huggle Bear"

This makes me miss Rita

[Sergio]

After Lucas mentioned putting pie in pants