Did i hear someone say "Quote Thread"?

[Avalynn Vale]

Kien 8:02 PM
didnt you just like.... eat?
Brenna 8:08 PM
.....lunch
Kien 8:08 PM
....
lame
Brenna 8:08 PM
was at like...11
Kien 8:09 PM
........
REAL COVIANS DONT EAT!
Brenna 8:09 PM
......thus Atrus aint covian
Kien 8:10 PM
GAH!
well
Brenna 8:10 PM
LMFAO
Kien 8:10 PM
FO'SHO!
*thumbs up!

[Atrus Kien]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


JAWSOME!  *THUMBS UP!*

[Atrus Kien]

Thomas 10:25 PM
I need a date>
?*
Kien 10:27 PM
i do
Thomas 10:27 PM
your not the only one
Kien 10:27 PM
heh
Thomas 10:28 PM
idk
Thomas 10:36 PM
arnt you les?
Kien 10:36 PM
yes
Thomas 10:36 PM
ok
Kien 10:37 PM
didnt you know?
Thomas 10:37 PM
i thought so but wanted to be sure
Kien 10:37 PM
...
Thomas 10:38 PM
well id rather be sure then try an introduce you to some guy
Kien 10:39 PM
yea, that would be weird hehe
you playin match maker or something?
Thomas 10:39 PM
no but just keepin an eye out
Kien 10:40 PM
lol
Thomas 10:41 PM
well like i said ur not the only one so i know how you feel
Kien 10:42 PM
it sucks
Thomas 10:44 PM
yeah
sex is like air it dosnt matter untill your not getting any
Kien 10:45 PM
true dat
Thomas 10:45 PM
lol

[Atrus Kien]

Brenna Shadowhand 12:11 AM
lol
ask anyone in vesper...willows a saint compaired to the rest
Kien 12:12 AM
yea a saint with a boobie knife
Brenna Shadowhand 12:13 AM
for protection!!!!
Kien 12:13 AM
its call condoms

[Atrus Kien]

Brenna Shadowhand 12:42 AM
my chest hurts..
Kien 12:43 AM
why?
Brenna Shadowhand 12:43 AM
idk
Kien 12:43 AM
you havin a heart attack?
Brenna Shadowhand 12:43 AM
.....no not that sorta pain...
honestly think its boobie pains..
Kien 12:43 AM
....
Brenna Shadowhand 12:43 AM
..shhhh!
Kien 12:43 AM
i told you to stop puttin your knife in your tits
Brenna Shadowhand 12:44 AM
...HEY! ..its normally sheithed...
>.>
sheathed..
fuck it

[Avalynn Vale]

A conversation between Ilyana...Bersi...and a five year old child...

Ilyana: I bet Keres is off shaggin a walrus right now...
Kaida: Whats "Shagging" Nanna?
Ilyana: Errrrr!!..s'like...
Bersi: s'cuddling...intence...cuddling..
Ilyana: YEA Thats what it is! Cuddlin!
Bersi: Intence....Cuddling...
Kaida: OH!..well mommy and daddy do that all the time!
*Silence*

..Wish i thought to take screenies.....*Snaps fingers*

[Leanne Martin]

Arrr.... >_>


A friend sent me this one ^^'



Translation:
Corina: Sex toys buy online
Corina: Oh shit! I thought that was the google toolbar, lol. Somebody knows how to delete that?
Alex: Go on your profile, scroll over your status and then a small x should appear, with it you can delete it
Corina: THERE IS NOTHING!!! omg, I'm so sorry. What's the internet doing with me. Probably something to remember...
Julie: Can happen *laugh*


And THAT'S why I don't use facebook

[Leanne Martin]

Ilyana (BoC) 16:19
Also ou can go to RAA and buy a crystal ball of knowledge, it'll tell you if it's too difficult
Victor 16:22
how the hell do i use it
Ilyana (BoC) 16:22
double click
Victor 16:22
thats it?
Ilyana (BoC) 16:22
Yes. Then on okay and it'll tell you how difficult
Victor 16:23
i did that and its not doin anything
Ilyana (BoC) 16:23
Crystall Ball of Knowledge. You sure you have that and not a snowball?
snowy scene of etc?
Victor 16:23
i'm sure
Ilyana (BoC) 16:24
If you scroll over it, what does it say? Turned off?
Victor 16:24
yes
Ilyana (BoC) 16:24
Double click
Victor 16:24
now its on
Ilyana (BoC) 16:24
*rolls eyes*
Victor 16:25
......
and its still not doin anything
Ilyana (BoC) 16:25
You're hitting?
Victor 16:25
hitting what?
Ilyana (BoC) 16:25
A target
Victor 16:25
what target?
Ilyana (BoC) 16:26
Just something you can shoot xD
Victor 16:26
.............................................................
you make life hard!

[Atrus Kien]

GAH! EVIL!

[Leanne Martin]

ALL HAIL THE BALRON OF COVE!

[Leanne Martin]

A bit an embarrasing one which happened to me lately on a public toilet...

Girl "Hey, how are you doing?"
Me "Err... Thanks, I'm fine."
Girl "What are you doing?"
Me "I guess the pretty same as you."
Girl "Cool, can I come over?"
Me "Err, no, I'm a bit busy here, you know."
Girl "Hey, can I call you back later? There's a dumb cow always answering my questions."

[Alfred Bohr]

So I've been offline for months due to not paying to renew the subscription aka money issues.
It finally got sorted today 'cause the house Hoagie (James below) has, which is tied into the account, is falling down. To stop it from doing so Hoagie came up with a... solution. He explains the process below:

(2:14:15 AM) James : The plan was, I'd trade the house to Esca
(2:14:18 AM) James : And he'd trade it back
(2:14:22 AM) James : Thus negating the delay
(2:14:26 AM) James : Decay rather
(2:14:41 AM) Alfred Bohr : Yeah
(2:14:44 AM) James : But they changed it so apparently after getting rid of a house you can't get a new one for 7 days
(2:14:49 AM) James : So that'll have to wait
(2:15:41 AM) James : This means I just left a key Covian plot in the hands of Vesper's GM for a week
(2:26:03 AM) Alfred Bohr : ...
(2:26:08 AM) Alred Bohr: 0____________0
(2:26:18 AM) Alfred Bohr: Quote thread.

[Leanne Martin]

An older one, but I loved it ^^

Aaron Pheonix: OH MY GOSH COVE ARE TRYING TO DESTROY US ALL
Erasmus: No they're not, Cove and Vesper are allies.
Aaron Pheonix: YOU HAS TO BELIAEVE MEH WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE MEH?!?!
Erasmus: You're in Collegium, nobody trusts you. Nobody likes you - good bye.
Aaron Pheonix: O NOES!!!!!! *goes to Cove*
Aaron Pheonix: YOU'RE ALL EVIL COVERING THE LANDS IN JAM
All: Whut?

[Linaeus]

^ Hahahahahaha. Oh god, sounds like he was there when this happened;

[Leanne Martin]

Wandering with Abi in Altmere...

"This house... Is not mine. And this house... Is not mine either. It used to be my house. And the house before. My house migrates. Or it burned down. I don't really pay much attention."

There are many reasons to love Abigail Keres, and her attitude "I have no idea what happens around me, but somehow I became an arcanist" is one of them.