Weird Professors.

[Conan Darkmoon]

  Anyone have any weird proffesors?  My Renaissance History teacher tends to *whimper* and *tear up* whenever she talks about something sad that happens in History. 

[Mela Arkay]

I don't go to school/college anymore however when I was in school I had a teacher a music one called Mr.Kennedy who sounded and had hair exactly the same as Elvis Presley.
Another teacher used to say "And really" in front of every sentence..

[John Dell]

My religion teacher was a processive liar.

[Kazuo Shinrai]

My chemistry teacher in my semi-final year actually helped me complete the basic formula for Napalm.
(which would have been my graduation project, had I not dropped out that is...)

[Joey Lanai]

I had a fat, ginger, lesbian R.E. Teacher who wore glasses and she was called Miss Evans, looked like a fat Chris Evans aswell  .

[John Dell]

I had a fat, ginger, lesbian R.E. Teacher who wore glasses and she was called Miss Evans, looked like a fat Chris Evans aswell  .

Dude, I can totaly picture that 

[Raiden Morana]

We had a dodgey biology teacher that used to rub "himself" against his desk.

So we used to dust the edge of his desk with chalk from the board rubber and he'd walk around all day with chalk on his crotch!!!

The other teachers knew but they never said anything.

We had another teacher who used to throw the board rubber at us if we talking - Gah!

I guess all R.E. teachers are a little weird but ours wore open toe sandals, flares, a  tweed jacket and a permanent grin. 

No wonder I went from A's in the first years to Gah! in the sixth form

[Veldrin]

My English teacher in highschool used to impersonate a really cheesy British accent when she read stories that were set in England or Colonial America. She was kind of eccentric like that but I thought it was fun and interesting.

I remember one teacher, back in elementary school when I was about seven or eight, who everyone feared. His name was Mr. Rhone, and he was tall and had the scariest face you've ever seen. Rumor had it, he'd spank you with his paddle if you so much as talked during class without raising your hand. (This is back when teachers were allowed to spank kids.) Every kid was instantly quiet in his presence. Glad I'm out of school now!

[Shadwell]

Allowed to spank? When was that? During the Civil war?

I had this teacher that didnt send you to the principal but to the toilet. And you were allowed to return. Good stuff

[Garak Nightchill]

I had a French teacher who had been a Tennants Lager model years back (back in the days when Tennants lager cans had a picture of a scantily clad girl on the tin). 

She was in her 40's when I was at secondary school, I can only assume in her younger days as a teacher she had problems getting taken seriously so she compensated for this by being mega-strict. 

She used to terrify us.  Her reputation as the teacher you did not want was widespread and my class drew the short straw in 3rd year (aged 14-15, we weren't secondary school newbs by any means).  She rarely shouted, I've no idea how she did it, but we used to go into her class on a Friday afternoon for the weekly test with adrenalin pumping through our veins praying we would pass the test.

[Veldrin]

It was allowed during the early 90s. In America, anyway. THE LAND OF THE FREE.

You Euro-tramps don't know what you're missing!

[Mela Arkay]

One teacher called Mrs.Brick I used to laugh at with my friends she used to say a few words in a really strange way.

[Krieger]

Most of the teachers at my school are half decent; the only one I can think of as being classed as a "Wierd Professor" is a Craft & Design teacher. He's abnormally friendly towards the lassies - and probably about 50 years old. :/

[Veldrin]

In first grade, we had a teacher named Mrs. Stogner. Everyone hated her though because she was vicious and mean. So we all secretly called her Mrs. Snotner.

Man us kids were so clever.

[Mela Arkay]

The teacher who said certain words weird we used to call Mrs.Prick instead of Mrs.Brick.