Did i hear someone say "Quote Thread"?

[Edward Striker]

Severn, note:
Sleep well everyone and sweet dreams! *burrows under many covers to keep warm*Take/Tib's/Edward ‎(8:36 AM):
Hmm
Severn ‎(8:37 AM):
mmmm
Take/Tib's/Edward ‎(8:38 AM):
Your the one hiding under your covers and I'm the one expected to get 6 - 12 inchs of Snow!  Whats wrong with this pitcure?
Severn ‎(8:38 AM):
not hiding, trying to enjoy a cup of coffee
Severn ‎(8:39 AM):
after last night when my dogs tore up a slipper all over my dinning room, my son smashed the top of his big toe under a medal chair, and my youngest is still sick, thus clingy and hella fussy
Take/Tib's/Edward ‎(8:40 AM):
Ahhh the joys of motherhood!    
Take/Tib's/Edward ‎(8:44 AM):
Oh so your not talkn' now?
Severn ‎(8:45 AM):
i haven't had enough coffee to come up with a funny haha comeback to the joy of motherhood remark without it sounding much more rude than i intended
Take/Tib's/Edward ‎(8:45 AM):
  
Take/Tib's/Edward ‎(8:46 AM):
God I love mornings!  I such a morning person!  Morning are the best!
Severn ‎(8:46 AM):
okay, i'm going to pull a Kas
Die
Take/Tib's/Edward ‎(8:47 AM):
*Does the I love morning Happy dance*
Severn ‎(8:47 AM):
drown in my coffee
Take/Tib's/Edward ‎(8:54 AM):
you know this will make a great qoute!
Severn ‎(8:55 AM):
*looks up a spell to send more snow to Take*

[Kas Valentine]

So I want a lot of people to die....

Perfectly healthy.

[Linaeus]

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:50 P.M.]:  I demand an equal share of the glory

 XxWarbringerxX [12:50 P.M.]:  Pffffft

 XxWarbringerxX [12:51 P.M.]:  You know the people love -me- more!

 XxWarbringerxX [12:51 P.M.]:  *gestures vaguely to the hypothetical city*

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:52 P.M.]:  Nonsense! You're merely a face for the senate, and the people know it!

 XxWarbringerxX [12:53 P.M.]:  Why do -I- have the keys to the city then!? *flaunts* HMM!?

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:54 P.M.]:  You rode on my coat-tails, then took all the credit! We all know it was me who prevented the invasion of the midget people

 XxWarbringerxX [12:54 P.M.]:  Hah! You know damn well it was my laser eyes that saves the day.

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:54 P.M.]:  "Laser eyes" this, "laser eyes" that

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:55 P.M.]:  When was the last time you used them for anything other than opening a pizza, fatass?

 XxWarbringerxX [12:55 P.M.]:  *gasp*

 XxWarbringerxX [12:55 P.M.]:  I...I uh...!

 XxWarbringerxX [12:55 P.M.]:  CAPTAIN MALIGNANT! I blew up Captain Malignant.

 XxWarbringerxX [12:55 P.M.]:  *nods quickly*

 XxWarbringerxX [12:56 P.M.]:  -I- blew up my Arch Nemesis, what've you done with -yours-?

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:57 P.M.]:  I tricked him into thinking that he was me, and he blew himself up!

 XxWarbringerxX [12:57 P.M.]:  Bah. Deceiver!

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:57 P.M.]:  I suppose they didn't call him High Chancellor Gullible for nothing

 XxWarbringerxX [12:57 P.M.]:  Thats why the people hate you, you're dishonest!

 XxWarbringerxX [12:58 P.M.]:  They'll never accept you.

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:58 P.M.]:  They have, and they will!

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:58 P.M.]:  Why, only today, I was down at the orphanage

 XxWarbringerxX [12:58 P.M.]:  What lie are you telling them this time!?

 XxWarbringerxX [12:58 P.M.]:  But...you -hate- Orphans!!

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:58 P.M.]:  100% of people who were there when I left loved me

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:59 P.M.]:  *Casually flicks lighter open and closed*

 XxWarbringerxX [12:59 P.M.]:  (Are you playing Kas?)

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [12:59 P.M.]:  (No, but the similarity is uncanny)

 XxWarbringerxX [12:59 P.M.]:  Why...I oughtta..! No! My moral code prevents me.

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:00 P.M.]:  The only moral code you have is the KFC speed dial, chubs!

 XxWarbringerxX [1:00 P.M.]:  Egad! *begins to charge his lasers...*

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:00 P.M.]:  You're too uptight! That's why the people prefer me

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:01 P.M.]:  Errh...

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:01 P.M.]:  *Runs out the door, letting it slam behind him*

 XxWarbringerxX [1:01 P.M.]:  *blows the door down, and takes out the flat across the hall*

 XxWarbringerxX [1:02 P.M.]:  RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:02 P.M.]:  *Runs down the stair-well, struggling not to bang into the walls*

 XxWarbringerxX [1:02 P.M.]:  *dives into the stairwell and jumps off the top, spinning around for maximum laser-coverage!?*

 XxWarbringerxX [1:03 P.M.]:  (Commandant Lasereyes' powerarmor will save him from the fall.)

 XxWarbringerxX [1:03 P.M.]:  (...right?)

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:04 P.M.]:  (Naturally, he didn't make it to Commandant by breaking his legs all the time)

 "Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:04 P.M.]:  *Bursts through a door, startling the people inside, and clambers through the window onto the fire escape*

 XxWarbringerxX [1:05 P.M.]:  *catches the railing, vaults over, and pursues, eyes still shooting lasers. Fries the small family inside, and attempts to fire at you from the window.*

"Ethan" (236058634 - ICQ) [1:06 P.M.]:  *Ducks, yelping as it singes his shoulder*
 
XxWarbringerxX [1:06 P.M.]:  *eyes run out of power*
I'M BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!

XxWarbringerxX [1:06 P.M.]:  *wallows*

"Ethan" [1:07 P.M.]:  *Climbs back in the window, and tries to push out the door, and over the railing*

 XxWarbringerxX [1:07 P.M.]:  *You escape, you cock.*
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Ethan = Hoagie
Warbringer = Me

[Khaelieth]

So I want a lot of people to die....

Perfectly healthy.

Why Kas (and Khae) like dead people <3

*Admin Edit: Showing mice banging would have been a chuckle. Labelling with such a huge and offensive subject for the purpose of Comedy is not.* - Marcus Kobra

[Walter Darkmoore]

James ‎(12:48 PM):
Buahah
I barely have any crap
...Except the barracks and memorial square plots
James ‎(12:49 PM):
If someone steals those, I'll die
Vicky ‎(12:49 PM):
YEah, you pretty much OWN cove.
Good job
James ‎(12:49 PM):
Little do they know, I'm massively incompetant
Vicky ‎(12:49 PM):
hahaha
Quote threading.
James ‎(12:50 PM):
Haha

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We know, Hoagie, we know.

[Raven]

Incontinent?

[Kas Valentine]

First it was a penchant for fellatio and now he would like his very own womb....

Just get a sex change token 'Hoag, seriously, "we understand".

[Linaeus]

XxWarbringerxX [8:21 P.M.]:  Play Xbox w/ me. D':
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [8:21 P.M.]:  Forgive me..
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [8:24 P.M.]:  But..
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [8:24 P.M.]:  I mustn't ..
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [8:33 P.M.]:  I have to go.
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [8:33 P.M.]:  *Fights back tears*
 XxWarbringerxX [8:33 P.M.]:  Ghuh
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [8:33 P.M.]:  *Runs away, her dress flailing in the wind*
 XxWarbringerxX [8:33 P.M.]:  DONT LEAVE ME!
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [8:33 P.M.]:  *Is already out of earshot on the account of being able to run super-fast*
 XxWarbringerxX [8:33 P.M.]:  You godmoder.
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [8:34 P.M.]:  *A laser comes out of the sky and strikes you*

[Delfer]

Damnit Keres..

[Raven]

That brought a tear to my eyes.. very emotional..

[Edward Striker]

James ‎(12:48 PM):
Buahah
I barely have any crap
...Except the barracks and memorial square plots
James ‎(12:49 PM):
If someone steals those, I'll die
Vicky ‎(12:49 PM):
YEah, you pretty much OWN cove.
Good job
James ‎(12:49 PM):
Little do they know, I'm massively incompetant
Vicky ‎(12:49 PM):
hahaha
Quote threading.
James ‎(12:50 PM):
Haha

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We know, Hoagie, we know.

Yeah Hoagie, better watch yourself!  A new land owner is grabbing up Cove also, and he too has two plots in cove!

[Linaeus]

 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [6:50 P.M.]:  Before I even say anything..
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [6:51 P.M.]:  Are you gonna put this on the quote thread board?
 XxWarbringerxX [6:51 P.M.]:  Erh
 XxWarbringerxX [6:51 P.M.]:  No.

[Linaeus]

 XxWarbringerxX [6:51 P.M.]:  *snickers...*
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [6:52 P.M.]:  * Oblivious *
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [6:54 P.M.]:  OH
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [6:54 P.M.]:  OH
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [6:54 P.M.]:  COME ON
 "Delfer" (472970570 - ICQ) [6:54 P.M.]:  WHY..

[Linaeus]

 "Van Cocidius" (433974278 - ICQ) [11:05 P.M.]:  Anyway.. night!
 XxWarbringerxX [11:06 P.M.]:  Stop saying goodnight and go to bed, damn you!
 XxWarbringerxX [11:06 P.M.]:  Night.
 "Van Cocidius" (433974278 - ICQ) [11:06 P.M.]:  Night.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:06 P.M.]:  STOP.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:06 P.M.]:  Night.
 "Van Cocidius" (433974278 - ICQ) [11:06 P.M.]:  I need the last word or I don't sleep!
 "Van Cocidius" (433974278 - ICQ) [11:06 P.M.]:  Night.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:06 P.M.]:  Night
 "Van Cocidius" (433974278 - ICQ) [11:06 P.M.]:  Night.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:06 P.M.]:  Night.
 "Van Cocidius" [11:06 P.M.]:  Quit it.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:06 P.M.]:  No.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:06 P.M.]:  Auf wiedersehen.
 "Van Cocidius" [11:07 P.M.]:  T'raa.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:07 P.M.]:  What...? >_>
 "Van Cocidius" [11:07 P.M.]:  Just shut up!
 "Van Cocidius" [11:07 P.M.]:  Bye.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:07 P.M.]:  Go away.
 "Van Cocidius" [11:07 P.M.]:  Okay.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:07 P.M.]:  ...dont even say "Okay."
 XxWarbringerxX [11:07 P.M.]:  Just go.
 "Van Cocidius" [11:07 P.M.]:  Alright.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:08 P.M.]:  Dont respond at all. Just go to bed.
 "Van Cocidius" [11:08 P.M.]:  Alright.
 XxWarbringerxX [11:08 P.M.]:  Quoted
 "Van Cocidius" [11:08 P.M.]:  Sucka'.

[Raiden Morana]

Me discussing Raiden's tactical feint during tonight's victory at the Vesper Militia HQ:

[22:25] Raiden (BoC): I have a quality moment...
[22:25] Raiden (BoC): We line up ready to assault the HQ
[22:25] Raiden (BoC): Dev' gives command to Raiden cos he's acting as healer...
[22:25] Raiden (BoC): I give a rousing speech
[22:25] Raiden (BoC): Then charge off towards the Town Hall... Instead of the HQ >_>
[22:25] Torrak: Hahah
[22:25] Raiden (BoC): Hoho
[22:26] Torrak: Fail.
[22:26] Raiden (BoC): Was a feint
[22:26] Raiden (BoC): *nods*
[22:26] Torrak: Oh.
[22:26] Torrak: Strategic Fail.
[22:26] Raiden (BoC): no... I failed
[22:26] Raiden (BoC): Hoh
[22:26] Raiden (BoC): yeah!
[22:26] Raiden (BoC): startegic fail
[22:26] Raiden (BoC): I like that!